Heyy there Jappies!! ^^
Whew!! The previous two weeks or so had been a tiring time for some members in Jap Club. Namely your selfless Pressie, Vice Pressie aand!! Your sexy secretary!! –winks winks- Let’s give them a round of applause!! –claps- Well done guys well done!! ^^ -pat pats-

Why so?? For those of you who don’t know, let this HUMBLE storyteller embark on a thrilling tale.

In relation to Teachers’ Day (BTW how many of you didn’t know it should be “s-apostrophe” and not “apostrophe-s”?? Raise your hand. AHA!! I see you!! Yeah YOU with the guilty look on your face as you read this!! Don’t hide now!! And I KNOW that you just raised your hand. –pat pats-), this GUY (^^) from Infocomm approached our own vpressie for a collaboration to make a Teachers’ Day Video. A long story short, -dramatic drumroll- our KIND vpressie took pity on the poor guy (^^) and accepted. SO our heroes wet off on a venture to create… a video.

After LONG HOURS of DISCUSSION and HEATED DEBATES which saw clashes of powers and ringing of blades (frightened the hell out of the patrons at Mos Burgers aye ^^), the directors finally decided on a plot that was sure to make the audience go “WOW!!”, or more appropriately, “WTH?!” (NOTE: NO ONE ANSWERED THE QUESTION YET!! I NEED TO KNOW THE ANSWER!! ^^)

And thus, the videoing started. Later on, various students would return home wondering about the CRAZY FOUR (as they kindly dubbed them) who were running around school, harassing the hell out of the QUIET and HARDWORKING students who were –gasp- STUDYING for a change in school!! Tsk tsk. Witnesses (whose identities shall be kept A SECRET HAHA!) stated that they saw a terrorist-wannabe dressed in a bloody rubbish bag with a red plastic bag over his head swinging a rifle at them as they scooted around the crazed maniac. Others, namely from CT Council and the Debate Team to name a few, claimed that they were pounced on by a frenzied group of foursome who dragged them to be filmed in “spastic scenes”. Many played along just to avoid getting their heads ripped of by the four who seemed ready to do so to anyone who rejected them. Besides students, teachers were also not spared as those who were innocently hanging out around the second floor of the canteen (Otherwise known as the “PE Dept THERE”) were dragged into the mess. After heckling a PE teacher into running on the cycle THINGY, they further ambushed hardworking sports students outside the PE Dept into doing yet another of the infamous “spastic scene” for them. Then, numerous anonymous calls were made about three SCREAMING BANSHEES who ran around the school grounds emitting high pitched noises at a high amplitude and frequency (in other words, screaming their heads off) trailed by a camera-toting EVIL WIZARD MASTER PERSON who is DEFINITELY THE ONE who planned the release of these terrors on the holy peaceful grounds of Victoria Junior College. Then, on the final day of 28th August, the CRAZY FOUR MINUS ONE (Due to unforeseen bureaucratic circumstances revolving around an invasion of the Virgin Islands to conquer all the paper drinking umbrellas taking away the final member) finished the remaining portion of the Video-That-Caused-All-Hence-Chaos, -Trouble-And-People-Missing-The-Bottom-Of-Their-Pants by kidnapping yet ANOTHER two innocent bystanding PE teachers on their daily routine around school. BUT NO!! That wasn’t enough for them as they KOPED another three teachers who did NOTHING against them by making them drop in a dead faint all of a sudden, JUST FOR THE Video-That-Caused-All-Hence-Chaos-…and you get the picture. But it was then that finally marked the end of the insane rule of the CRAZY FOUR INCLUDING THE ONE WHO MISSED THE LAST PART and their grip on VJC.

… The paper umbrellas still aren’t captured yet. Bugger.

And so we go again.
Master of Teddies (Lupin and All) XD

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